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Muybridge turned up his collar against the chilly London rain.
It was every bit a downpour, and he was thinking to himself as
he soaked to the skin that there were better ways for a man to
make a living than the line he was in. He tugged at the brim of
his Donnegal hat until its short brim fully covered his ears.
Damn their eyes anyway, the blue bloods just loved playing spy,
Muybridge thought. It might as well have been their national
pastime.
He was on his way to meet Lord Anthelm at the lord's
private club for a five p.m. supper. To Muybridge's amusement,
the lord was one of those very British characters who
took themselves more seriously than they really had a right to,
and Muybridge might have been more eager to keep the engagement
were its occasion only social. Lord Anthelm was widely
recognized as a lithe conversationalist as well as a raconteur
with many a story to tell of his derring-do amidst webs of
intrigue. Muybridge understood he had been during the Second
World War a high ranking official of MI 5, Britain's legendary
intelligence branch, and the lord had never put this behind him,
apparently. He was still with cloak and dagger, and he was a
character in several other ways as well. The first impression
he'd made on Muybridge was of someone who would have been more
at ease in trunk hose and a doublet than the bowler he always
wore or his Saville Row tailoring, and the
image--somehow--stuck. Lord Anthelm had impressed him upon a
first meeting as an amusing, patrician fop who was a thousand
years removed from his proper place in history, and Muybridge
had yet to shake this impression. He might add to it, as he
sometimes had in the past two years, having discovered over time
that the lord was always freshly shaven, polished, well spoken,
ready to pay what he owed, even throw in a bonus. He might take
away from it, thinking, as he was thinking at the instant, that
the man was a pain in the rectum. But what came to mind first
each time the lord wished to contract for his services was of
doublets and trunk hose, so fully had this colored his view of
the man from the get-go.
He had been told to be at the intersection of
Kensington Road and Bright Lane at precisely a quarter past the
hour, only if it continued rain. He was to stand on the
northeast corner, per usual, where a taxi would stop. When he
was asked where he wished to be taken, he was to say, "Not fit
weather for ducks. I'm soaked through and through. Forgot my
umbrella. A silly thing to do." He had been given as well a
bushel of particulars, the registration number of the driver,
something about a scarf to be found on the left side of the taxi
that had been purposely placed to appear to have been lost in a
rush. More. Muybridge really couldn't bother.
His rendezvous with the taxi was five minutes off,
there was no scarf, but, so wet, so frozen to the bone, his
identifying words rung perfectly true. So too did the response
of the driver. The engine stalled as he pulled away from the
curb. Pumping the accelerator, he said, "Nasty little car.
Can't keep it started. Must be the choke. And didn't I just
have it worked on? I've got the receipt somewhere. Is something
the matter?"
After being driven around London for the better part
of an hour, Muybridge was let off at the point from which his
tour had begun, Bright Lane and Kensington Road, though on the
opposite side of the street. Muybridge waited for traffic to
lighten before making his way across to a broken down
four-door. A car was badly parked at the northeast corner
several feet into the street and at an angle to the curb, an
ancient, yellow Ford, on its right fender a crimp several inches
deep. Its bonnet was up. Muybridge positioned himself beside
it. He set foot off the kerb, looked up and down the block
impatiently. The car, from all appearances, was his. A taxi,
identical to the one he had recently suffered a ride in but not,
of course, the same one at all, stopped, and Muybridge opened
its door, ducking his head as he entered. He said,"Nasty little
car. Can't keep it started. Must be the choke. And didn't I
just have it worked on? I've got a receipt somewhere. Is
something the matter?"
Meeting Muybridge's eyes in his mirror, the driver
responded, "A gentleman friend of mine just cut his throat upon
a beach."
They drove a circuitous route that led them past the
Academy of St. Martin's in the Fields several times repeatedly,
each at different speed. Convinced that the taxi had not been
followed, the driver turned down a lane that few knew even
existed and deposited his passenger.
Muybridge entered the building with minutes to spare
before his five p.m. supper and he used this time to enjoy his
surroundings. The club was not overly large, nor were there so
many rooms, but all of its appointments were striking to the
eye, and no doubt authentic. Lord Anthelm had once said in
passing that he no longer attended state banquets because they'd
been reduced to the level of a catered affair for
conventioneers. Neither would he dine at Buckingham Palace. No
longer was there a display of objets d'art, no personal
belongings, nothing from the Royal gardens since even the
flowers were provided by florists once controlled by Rupert
Murdock. For fear of souvenir hunting, anything a part of the
Royals daily life was carefully removed hours in advance of the
event. "Not so much as a show of plate!" Lord Anthelm protested.
It was precisely the sort of club, then, of which a Lord Anthelm
might be a member.
Once Muybridge deposited his very damp trench coat
and hat, he proceeded toward a vestibule where Muybridge was to
meet his host. He rubbed his hands together, as if warming them
over a fire. No, it was not, he thought, as such clubs went,
what one might have expected. No smoky male retreat. No roaring
fire or worn leather sofas or whiff of the cricket pitch. No
polished dark wood paneling. No mustachioed, masculine aura.
The farthest thing from it, he dared say.
At one end of the vestibule, a banquet was being
arranged in a room set aside for that purpose alone. Its double
doors were temporarily open. He'd dined here twice before and
they'd always been locked. He knew. He'd tried them. It was a
sign of the way he lived his life that he found nothing half so
inviting as a door that was locked to him, save, perhaps, a
locked door suddenly opened. From Muybridge's partial view,
enough could be seen to pique his curiosity even more. With no
one watching, he thought to himself, so long as he didn't step
inside, he didn't see why anyone should mind. Right you are!
Too, he had years of practice to draw upon. Insinuating
yourself into places you didn't belong was a necessary skill to
those who murdered strangers for a livelihood.
The room was not large and since two grand pianos
were arranged side by side, it was smaller than it needed to be,
making service for twelve a cross between plans for a landing at
Normandy and the fussy choreography of the Bolshoi Ballet.
Muybridge looked up at the walls. Ornate appointments. Far too
self-involved. His eyes surveyed the ceiling, brushing them in a
way that was so light yet tactile he might have been running the
edge of his thumb across the blade of a very sharp razor. He had
no taste for those torturous rococo curves. No, it was nothing
he'd have in his own digs, not even if he could afford it. But
the room was no less impressive for that. A serving staff was
moving in and out of the room now, preparing for the evening
ahead. He waited for a moment when the room was empty to peek
beneath the dish covers. The table was yet to be dressed. They
were its sole decoration. Even so, he thought, they were
precisely arranged in a row so straight it might have been
measured in millimeters with those tiny blue flexible rulers,
which, in fact, he had no doubt had been the case. Lord Anthelm
had explained that they'd come from the Duke of Windsor's
estate. They'd been made for the court of Catherine the Great by
a direct descendant of Josiah Wedgwood at the Wedgwood factory
in Chelsea, Stratfordshire, each depicting a famous event from
ancient Greek mythology. Each gigantic ceramic dish cover was
surmounted by the crest of a different royal family from the
glory days of Europe. An amusing thought occurred to him: in one
of them, at least, was he sure to find a crack? As he was about
to lift the nearest one, Lord Anthelm said, "There you are,
Muybridge, how good of you to come. I thought perhaps we'd lost
you. Wasn't anyone here to show you in?"
Right, thought Muybridge. He would not, of course,
have been welcome in any of the dining areas without the
presence of his host here. He would have been shooed away like a
stray dog had he gone it alone. "Good evening, Lord Anthelm,"
said Muybridge, extending his hand.
Rather than take his hand, Lord Anthelm steered him
back to the vestibule by the elbow, which was more in keeping,
he meant Muybridge to realize, with where Muybridge belonged.
"There seems to be a banquet in the works for this
evening, Lord Anthelm." He wanted to add, in whose honor is it
being held, Bismarck's? Napoleon's? Frederick the Great's? A
little shindig for the Hapsburgs perhaps? Looking down the
narrow hallway through which he was now being led, it would not
have surprised him to see a row of pages lined up against the
walls in white-satin knee britches and satin waist-coats with
bullion embroidery, each boy with his own powdered wig and a
sword in an enamelled scabbard. Lord Anthelm seemed to have
guessed this from Muybridge's expression. He was not about to
allow Muybridge the pleasures of social inferiority. Their
meeting, apparently, had already begun.
"What, oh that? Just a small dinner party,
actually. The members are bringing their wives. A few convivial
friends who have nowhere else to wear their formal clothes. No
one dresses for dinner anymore you see. Not even in the city's
best restaurants. You're mistaken for the maitre'd if you
so much as dare to. It's more for the wives than the members,
really. They need a place where they can show off their bobbles
without feeling conspicuous. Being well-heeled has become the
cultural equivalent of the eighth deadly sin. Here, no one
really bothers. You'd be surprised how hard it is to recruit a
younger membership. We show them around and you'd think from
their expressions we were Madamme Tussaud's. And for all I know,
we actually are. What to my generation was simply a part of l'art de vivre has gone by the way, apparently. Something
better left to a wax works museum. Though I suppose it can't be
helped. It all depends on how you look at it, doesn't it? One
generation's era of l'art de vivre becomes the epoque
de mauvais gout of the next?"
When they were seated at a table for two by a
steward, Lord Anthelm got right to the point. "I'm told there's
a problem. I handpicked you, you realize, Muybridge. You
recognize, of course, you're putting egg all over my face?"
Muybridge removed his serviette from a solid
sterling collar. "That wasn't my intention. I want to know more
about what I'm getting myself into, that's all. I've come to you
before. You've heard me out. We've talked."
Lord Anthelm took his linen serviette from the plate
before him and spread it neatly across his lap, smoothing its
edges as he spoke. "These new heads, Muybridge, they haven't
appreciation enough for practical politics, the Real Politik,
as it was called in my day. So many of these chaps I run into
imagine differences of opinions among longstanding enemies can
simply be jawboned away. No sense of bad blood, of how deeply it
runs. Too much faith in the wizardry of words."
Muybridge said, "Too little stomach for what needs
to be done."
"Precisely," said Lord Anthelm.
So at least they had that much out of the way,
thought Muybridge. Someone, somewhere, would have to be
assassinated. Thank God it was on the table. He'd been afraid in
the taxi this might drag on for hours, late into the night.
Lord Anthelm continued, "All the pleasures of a job
well done come from the felicity of the way they phrase things,
you see. We've raised a full generation of talkers. Talkers,
not doers, as the Americans like to put it."
Muybridge had been raised in Leicestershire, but he
was Canadian by birth and he was never sure when Lord Anthelm
mocked the Americans this way if he was being taken into the
man's confidence or being tested to see if he would recognize
the snub. Muybridge smiled graciously. There'd been something
contemptuous in Lord Anthelm's tone, he thought, and it was
important that his reply be gracious in precisely that amount.
He'd felt in his throat a spasm of anger at Lord Anthelm's
remark. He hated being mocked by his betters. He was a man who
was quick to anger. It had been a problem all of his life.
Twice it had caught up with him. The first time it had cost him
a stint in a brutal penitentiary, the second a stay in an even
worse asylum. In a tone belying the point he was making,
Muybridge said, "Then I suppose you've no one to blame but
yourselves, have you, Lord Anthelm." He searched the man's eyes
for some reaction to his impudence. The pause that followed was
awkward.
Lord Anthelm raised his hand. Beckoning for the
waiter, Muybridge imagined in passing. Menus, he supposed.
Then, as if Muybridge had spoken those words aloud without
realizing it, Lord Anthelm said, "I took the liberty of
ordering in advance for the two of us, I hope you won't mind.
Proscuitto and melon. It's generally rather good." That
Muybridge had gotten it wrong seemed to confirm Lord Anthelm's
assumption that he would. Lord Anthelm waited for their sommelier man to arrive before he continued speaking to
Muybridge. It seemed to Muybridge he was savoring the moment
this took. "It's one of the advantages to dining here as opposed
to a restaurant, ordering off menu, I mean. What's left over
from lunch isn't being touted as fresh by some insolent waiter
who was only last week a zinc miner in the north."
He debated with Muybridge the merits of two French
wines, both of them white, apparently, one of them fruitier than
the other, while the sommelier looked on, as of yet
unacknowledged. The actual debate was between the sommelier and his host, Muybridge warranted, for the sommelier suggested a red alternative when the final choice was left in
his hands, a French bordeaux, a 1981 Chateau Mouton Rothschild,
a suggestion he made in a diffident voice.
"Won't that overpower the melon?" asked Lord Anthelm.
He was assured that it wouldn't. "Then speak to the chef and
make sure our melon is the ripest of the lot, would you be so
kind," he instructed the sommelier.
"Very good, Lord Anthelm," responded the sommelier, not quite clicking his heels, Muybridge thought.
Who, Muybridge wondered, would have to be murdered?
That's what he wanted to know next. It would be in keeping with
what he knew of Lord Anthelm for the man to shift the blame for
some snafu to someone else, then have that person killed. He was
not above being a scurrilous coward, not when it came to a
cock-up. Kill or be killed. Eat or be eaten. One of the
higher-ups, Muybridge guessed. Tag, you're it! Bang, you're
dead!!Yes, that was one alternative, certainly.
As the sommelier disappeared to the wine
cellar, Lord Anthelm resumed their conversation from an earlier
point as if nothing else had interceded. "Talkers. Not doers.
Not men like ourselves. You've distinguished yourself to me, I
hope you realize that, Muybridge."
"Distinguished myself? How?"
"You're not like all the others. Big eyed
ideologues. Ersatz soldiers of fortune still wet behind the
ears. Some of the chaps I meet are sociopaths, better off
behind bars. What passes for spirit is nothing but breathtaking
audacity. Others have spirit enough, but not enough talent.
You're singularly impressive to me, Muybridge. I feel by now as
if we've established a rapport. I like to think we understand
one another. That we can trust one another."
Muybridge waited for Lord Anthelm to continue. Had
the lord been not a man but a woman, Muybridge might have
anticipated a brush of her hand against his own, or to have his
knee touched in some intimate fashion. A gesture meant to warm
him up, not arouse him, of course. That would have to come
later.
"Tell me something, Muybridge. What keeps you at
this? It can't be the money. What is it, the intrigue?"
"It's what I do best."
"I thought perhaps it was a matter of principle. You
must have some beliefs."
"I have no principles. I can't afford them. I'm
straight out of an American Western movie, Lord Anthelm. A
hired gun. A gun for hire to the highest bidder. I don't see
why you should find that very hard to believe."
Had he been wearing them, Lord Anthelm might have
been looking at Muybridge over the top of his demi-lune
spectacles, the ones he sometimes wore for reading. "You
realize, finding myself in a tight spot, I could have turned to
anyone. I chose you in particular. I like to think we
understand each other. In fact, I like to think we're cut from
much the same cloth."
"You flatter me, Lord Anthelm."
"I don't really think so."
"You've established a reputation for yourself in
these matters that will never be equalled, at least not in your
life time."
"Now who's flattering whom, Muybridge. Come,come. Mais couvrez vour done, cher cousin."
So that was it, thought Muybridge. A tight spot,was
it? It wasn't Muybridge who had distinguished himself from a
vast cache of readily available independent contractors. It was
the assignment itself that was different. That was not a good
sign. What was that expression about the hairs rising on the
back of one's neck as an instinctive response to some imminent
danger? His own stayed put. But he understood the figure of
speech. He had a very good sense of the rum situation. It was
every bit a necessity in his line of work.
Two goblets were placed before them by a boy in his
teens in an ill-fitting tuxedo shirt too wide at the collar. The sommelier returned with the bottle of bordeaux. Lord
Anthelm offered Muybridge the honors, which he was expected to
refuse. So expected, he refused and watched with feigned
interest the hollow ritual that followed. Yes, it was all a
hollow ritual, he thought to himself. The all-too early supper.
Selecting the wine. Selecting the killer. It was all a deadly
but hollow ritual. After sniffing at his goblet and swirling
the vintage about, Lord Anthelm glanced at the bottle,
which the sommelier had wrapped in a towel while leaving
its label exposed. As if there was some reason to question the
year, the sommelier said, simply, "1981, Lord Anthelm."
"Quite," responded Lord Anthelm. "Muybridge?"
"Please, then," said Muybridge. "I'm in your
hands."
The wine was poured to within a precise half-inch of
the top of their goblets. "And from now on," said the Lord,
"I'll have it with the meal, not before."
"Very good, my Lord," said the sommelier.
Lord Anthelm brought his goblet to his nose and
savored the aroma.
Seeing there was no toast in the offing, Muybridge
drank a full swallow without any such fuss and bother. He looked
at Lord Anthelm across the rim of his glass. Yes, thought
Muybridge, he wasn't far off the mark, an Arthurian knight. An
old knight errant on a grail quest. But no reason to
underestimate him. Couldn't assume a Don Quixote. Less
quixotic, less comic. A knight wandering on foot through a waste
land--yes, that was closer to it. And having slaughtered his
horse for food, there was nothing to do now but look back at its
bony remains as he came to terms with starving to death himself
or dying of exposure. Muybridge said, "I've been thinking of
getting out of the business, actually. I'm beginning to lose my
nerve, I think."
"That's an important consideration. A golfer
addressing his ball on a tee who wonders if he may hit into
the foursome head of him isn't really ready to hit a good
drive. It makes no difference, it seems to me, if the foursome
up ahead is well beyond his normal range. When the last thought
in his mind is a fear of hitting too long, he's sure to pull off
in some manner. Step back,is my advice to him. Let his partner
tee off out of turn. He'll be much better off in the long run.
You golf, I imagine, Muybridge?"
"Not for many years. And not well when I played."
"Quite so. That's reason enough right there to give
up the game. If you can't do it well, why do it at all."
Their eyes met, unblinkingly. Muybridge smiled.
Lord Anthelm did not. Lord Anthelm took a sip of the 1981
Rothschild and wiped his lips with his napkin. "It seems to me
that there needs to be a display of some minimal level of skill
before they allow a golfer to have access to the links. He can
ruin things for everyone, if the poor dear's a duffer. Always
way off in the rough. His foursome there as well, looking for
his ball. What fun is that, you see?"
"It's golf we're discussing now? Not anything else?
I wouldn't think my level of skill would be a matter of
contention."
"Oh, dear boy, it's not. I'm trying to say I'm in
complete agreement, that's the point I'm carrying home.
Nerves, you see. That's the point I'm trying to make to you.
They can get the best of the best of us, as it were. Say
I play to a handicap three but come down of a sudden with a case
of the yips. I'm no different than a duffer, always slicing and
hooking. Always doubting my sense of the rub of the green. Of
course I can't putt then, of course I'm unable to swing a club
with authority. I'm much better off at the practice range,
reclaiming my game. I shouldn't feel banished if I'm not
allowed to play. Keep me off the course until I can prove myself
worthy, then let me back on with my dignity whole. It's really
the best for everyone. I have no right to complaint."
Their meals were brought to the table, identical
plates of carefully ripened melon and stingy strips of Italian
ham. At once gracious but brusque, Lord Anthelm had mastered
the art of dealing with servants. He dispatched their servers
with nary a thought to their presence. Lord Anthelm spoke with
food in his mouth. "Try your prosciutto, Muybridge. Mine's
damnably tasty. Is yours as well? Though your kind begin with
the melon, I imagine."
They ate a few bites apiece before continuing their
talk. Neither seemed to have brought much of an appetite to the
table. Still, eating a meal was all part of a thin, social
veneer that might explain away the real occasion of their
meeting. Muybridge was conscious of the sounds of their cutlery,
its clank against the china. Something about this charade made
him slightly uneasy, as if it were effeminate. They played with
their food the way two little girls might have pretended a tea.
Muybridge played with his melon, cutting it length
wise before dividing it into sections. He put the most carefully
sectioned of those before him into his mouth, then inspected a
tine of his fork as if it were out of alignment, thinking to
himself, It served him right for that your kind remark.
That's what he'd meant, of course. Canadians, Americans, you're
one of a kind. Maybe he'd think twice before he mocked him
again. Muybridge would call him on it next time, if there was a
next time.
There was an audible silence between them. Muybridge
thought to himself, I'm not certain of what's going on here, but
I don't think I want any part of it. I listen to you, but
nothing you've said this evening so far relieves this nagging
suspicion of mine that whoever you hire is going to be
sacrificed, all done in the name of the greater good, of course.
While Lord Anthelm continued with his meal,
Muybridge made a show of appreciating his surroundings. It was
smaller than it appeared to be. Nevertheless, he thought.
Nevertheless. Although of only moderate dimensions, the room in
which they were dining might have been inch for inch a room in
a palace, he thought. It had an arched, painted ceiling with
its coffered gilt-work done in high relief. Beautiful
chandeliers hung down from this ceiling. Cut rock crystal, he
assumed. Reflecting the light, which reflected again off the
molding, for a molding of uninterrupted gold separated the wall
from the ceiling, and helped to define its shape. A room of
rectangular shape decorated in that florid rococo style, each
wall with its carved pilaster, each with its own hand painted
mural representing the four quarters of the world.
It was common practice to work out the terms of an
assassination well before its target was indicated. A name was
never proffered before all the terms were settled--it simply
wasn't done, at least not among professionals. This was more
than common practice. More, too, than good form. Such
procedures had about them a kind of transcendental quality that
kept the grimy business at hand from soiling one's fingers.
Muybridge took a sip of his wine, holding it in his
mouth before swallowing it down. Lord Anthelm took a sip of his
own. When Muybridge smiled, Lord Anthelm smiled woodenly.
He assumed, obviously, that Muybridge was testing
the waters for gold. And, in fact, when Muybridge demanded to
see him, money was precisely what he had in mind, not
background information. But something about the evening thus far
struck Muybridge as being slightly off base. It had to do with
those hairs on the back of his neck that should have stood up,
but didn't. Something here, he thought to himself. Something
fishy. For the first time since Muybridge had met him, Lord
Anthelm seemed to be showing the ill-effect of his age.
Muybridge kept expecting to detect a tremor of his hand, a
slight palsy of the head. Something. There was none to be
seen. Still, that was the effect this supper was having upon
him. It was as if the old boy had suffered a reversal of
fortune of late, for Lord Anthelm seemed to be dealing from a
position of weakness rather than strength, from shopworn wisdom
instead of virility. Or maybe it was something else, a
desperation he was unaccustomed to seeing across the table. If
so, that was worse. Muybridge did not do business with
desperate men. Not if he could help it. At least he did not do
business with desperate men unless he very well compensated for
the additional risk this entailed to his life and well-being. He
decided upon ploy. He would ask to be told who was to be
assassinated before a money amount was agreed upon. Insofar as
Lord Anthelm stood his ground, they might yet be in business.
If he capitulated, though, the evening was finished. He'd have
to stall for time. Ring up a few friends in the morning. Find
the back door. Metaphorically speaking, leave by the fire
escape. Lord Anthelm would have to be very desperate indeed if
he gave him the name. That would be tantamount to contracting
for the murder himself. No, he did not do business with
desperate men if there was any good way to avoid it,
particularly those who fancied themselves as being honorable
men, as did Lord Anthelm. Those were the worst of all. If they
found your wallet stuffed with pound notes between the cushions
of their sofa, they would drive hell to leather in order to
return it, refusing to rest until they saw it in your hand
again. While at your cottage, however, if they lost a sixpence
bet, they would sooner leave England than pay you what was
yours.
"What do you think, Muybridge," asked Lord Anthelm,
"too flouncy? Are you a Bauhaus man? I'd imagine you are. A
taste for basic shapes and simple lines."
Muybridge listened for derision in the tone of Lord
Anthelm. He was prepared for as much. But none was to be
found. He said, "No, it's not to my taste, actually.
Impressive, nevertheless."
"It's not to my taste either, my boy. It's always
seemed to me that the rococo style is, well, too much ado about
not quite enough, if you see what I mean. Tell me something,
will you?"
"That depends."
"Yes, quite. I was wondering, Muybridge, do we
amuse you, the old uppercrust, I mean? I was watching your face
as you were looking around the room, you see. It's quite all
right if we do. We amuse the Americans, I know. They think
we're quaint. Something straight out of Austen or Thomas Hardy.
Or something off of their tele, the educational channels. I
won't take offense, I swear."
There was that mocking tone again. "Interest me,
perhaps. Not amuse me. I was wondering earlier who would be
attending that banquet I saw being set as I arrived, for
instance."
Cutting the last of a strip of proscuitto, Lord
Anthelm answered, "A duke. A duchess. Your odd baronet. No one
very remarkable, really. Do you know that story about the
American writers, Hemingway and Fitzgerald? I'm certain you do.
Fitzgerald said, Ernest, the rich are different than you and I.
Hemingway is said to have answered, That's right, Scotty, they
have more money.
"That's all it is, really. A title. Some money."
He looked down at the cut of ham he'd prepared to eat, thought
better of it. He put his tableware on his plate. He'd eaten but
half the food before him. Nevertheless, as if on cue, a waiter
appeared out of nowhere and removed the setting. The sommelier refilled their glasses. As Muybridge went on with
his meal, Lord Anthelm brought the fresh Bordeaux to his nose.
Lord Anthelm sipped from his wine glass. Something in the way
he held it put Muybridge in mind of a man at a cocktail party
with a Gibson in one hand and a Noel Coward cigarette holder in
the other, amusing all the tipsy guests.
"Something wrong with the melon, is there?"
"Mine's green."
"Mine was rather green as well, actually."
Lord Anthelm made Muybridge uneasy when the man
seemed ready to concede a point. It was as if he was giving up
too easily what he thought he needed least, it seemed to
Muybridge. Lord Anthelm knew how the game was suppose to be
played. It was like sacrificing a pawn in a chess game. You
had to arrange your pieces far in advance and make the
vulnerable pawn seem nothing but an oversight. He would have
preferred Lord Anthelm kept reminding him that he wasn't British
by birth, insulting him. That would have been preferable to
negotiating a contract as if dealing with a dolt. He was in much
too big a hurry, Lord Anthelm. Or careless. Or worse,
contemptuous of Muybridge, condescending. Yes, that was more
likely.
Lord Anthelm signalled for coffees.
Muybridge pushed his plate forward, placing his
cutlery atop it in the shape of an X. He wiped his mouth.
"Where, precisely, do I fit into all this, Lord Anthelm?"
"As you suspect, there is someone who needs to be
removed from our consideration."
Their coffees were set before them by a
ginger-haired waiter. Offered a liqueur, Muybridge deferred
politely to the choice of his host. If Lord Anthelm was having
a brandy, he would have one as well. Lord Anthelm said to their
waiter, "I don't think so, not just now. We'll make do with our
coffees."
Lord Anthelm stirred at his coffee with at a tiny
sterling spoon, held delicately between his forefinger and
thumb. Still stirring his coffee to cool it, Lord Anthelm made
what amounted to a particularly attractive financial offer
without naming a precise figure, though, had the offer been
taperecorded, there was no way to prove that. Had the offer been
made in any other form, Muybridge would have left the table and
walked straight out the door, never to have contact with Lord
Anthelm again. "That's our final offer, by the by, though
I'm confident you'll find this very generous indeed," said Lord
Anthelm.
"I find in myself a kind of impatience which I don't
seem to be able to help. I think I'm losing my taste for the
way I make my living."
"Impatience breeds carelessness. None of us can
afford to be careless. Not in this day in age. Not in any line
of work. There are too many pitfalls. What is true for you and I
is true for everyone else, simply less so."
"I feel as if I'm waiting on queue for a dowager
hunting change in her coin purse. I know when I see her begin
counting out her coins that she won't get it right the first
time. If impatience breeds carelessness, do you suppose
experience breeds impatience?"
Lord Anthelm nodded wisely. "In some of us, no
doubt. Personally, I equate experience with wisdom, you see."
"I was thinking of a change of scenery. I've been
thinking about a holiday."
"What is it you have in mind, Muybridge?" He took a
drink of his coffee. From his expression,it was tepid.
He assumed they were still talking money, Muybridge
imagined. No doubt he thought Muybridge was bargaining for a
perquisite of some kind, perhaps a long voyage on the Queen
Elizabeth II, where he might expect to be pampered. No doubt he
would begin with the offer of something ridiculously small.
Muybridge watched as Lord Anthelm returned the cup to its
saucer.
When he spoke, his tone was mocking."A restorative
walking tour in the Lake Country, is it, Muybridge? A chance to
clear your cluttered mind by taking in some of England's natural
wonders? Would that put your mind to rest?"
Muybridge hated being mocked.He reached across the
table and grabbed Lord Anthelm by the wrist. "What would put my
mind at rest is to learn who you want killed, and how you want
it done."
The Lord's face turned purple with pain. Through
gritted teeth, he said, "Release me, you fool. Think of where
you are. And remember too that you wouldn't know these things
had I been less forthcoming. Another man in my position gives
your kind a name and a place, and then hands you a pack of notes
as if were slipping a fee beneath the pillow of a whore. I have
been forthcoming, Muybridge, you have to admit that much. Most
men in my position would not have dared meet with you this
evening at all. The least I have a right to expect from you at
this point is civil conduct in public."
Muybridge thought to himself, Every instinct I have
for self-preservation is kicking into high-gear as I sit here.
You say you've always been forthcoming with me. Nothing could be
more ridiculous. You send down twigs and random scraps of paper
from way on high in your eagle's nest, but nothing of value.
Nothing of importance. And as a rule, I couldn't care less. I
have no illusions about how I make my living. You said earlier
the two of us were cut from much the same cloth. I don't agree.
I'm not like you at all. I don't need some social agenda to be
able to face myself in a mirror when I'm shaving. I don't need
to be one of those men admired by other men, loved by all women.
I don't need to attach lofty intentions to the community I'm
part of. I don't need to feel I'm part of some historical
moment. As a rule, I'm quite content to do what I do, take the
money, and leave.
The steward who had greeted them as they entered
the dining room upon their arrival appeared at their table. "Is
everything to your satisfaction, Lord Anthelm?" he asked. Lord
Anthelm looked at Muybridge. Muybridge released him.
"Very well, thank you. The melon was delicious.
Top-hole that melon this evening."
Muybridge ignored the steward. He kept his eyes
fixed on the old man across from him. He'd held him tighter
than he'd intended to. He'd only meant to make a point,
actually. I won't be mocked. I won't be mocked by you or by
anyone else either. I'll do your bidding if you pay me enough,
but I'm a man who has his limits.
Lord Anthelm seemed shaken by the way he'd been
manhandled. Poor bastard looked to be on the very apoplexy
there for a minute, thought Muybridge, trying to stifle a
smile. He'd have to be more careful next time, Muybridge
reminded himself. He'd meant to jar the man a little, not send
him to his grave. Lord Anthelm was rubbing his wrist like
someone who'd felt their capillaries swell at the onset of a
stroke.
"I'm very pleased to hear that, Lord Anthelm," said
the steward. He went back to his duties.
Muybridge had raised his voice loud enough to
attract the notice of several diners nearby. He expected more
rebuke. Lord Anthelm waited until they went back to their meals
before he called for more coffee. He took a sip, stirred it
cool.
Well what do you know, Muybridge thought. Was
knighthood still in flower? Couldn't resist the gauntlet
perhaps? Cast it at his feet and he felt the need to pick it
up? Or was it something else. Was Muybridge beneath his
contempt. Yes that was surely it, he was being set up to be
sacrificed.
Another man might have lowered his voice when he
made his next point. Lord Anthelm spoke in the same tone he
might have employed to ask for the salt. "Just bear in mind that
we can do you much more harm than you could possibly do to us,
Muybridge. Don't force matters. I'm warning you. You demanded
to see me. I granted you an audience. Now you've forced an
emotional situation this evening when we should have been
conducting business. You haven't played square, and I've
allowed that. Don't think you can refuse to play the game
entirely now, and walk away with impunity. Do you understand
what I'm trying to tell you?"
"I understand when I'm being threatened."
Lord Anthelm said, "I'm simply trying to clarify my
position."
"You've made yourself clear enough. I want time to
think this over, Lord Anthelm. I want to be certain of what I'm
getting myself into."
"I can't tell you more than I already have without
the permission of my superiors. It's really as simple as that."
"Then go to your superiors."
"That's out of the question."
"Then I'm out of the picture. Get yourself another
sacrificial lamb."
"You don't mean that. I'd sooner sacrifice my right
arm than lose you, Muybridge, and you know it. You're worth much
more to me alive than dead."
"I still have my doubts."
"You've had doubts before. That's never stopped you
from accepting the money I offer."
"This, somehow, is different."
"What can I do to improve our relationship? How can
I sweeten the offer?"
"At least give me time to think it over. Several
days."
"I can't do that. Events are already underway.
Things have to go forward." He finished his coffee.
"Then let's settle this matter this evening. Here
and now. One way or the other."
Lord Anthelm adopted an avuncular tone, a Dutch
uncle offering a lesson. He said, "If we continue this
discussion this evening, we will soon be at loggerheads, the
worst possible point to reach, can't you see?"
Muybridge began straightening his necktie, preparing
to leave.
Lord Anthelm continued, "Don't do anything you'll
live to regret. Sleep on it. Wipe the slate clean. Both of us.
We'll be in contact again tomorrow. I can give you a few hours.
A few days? That's out of the question."
Why would you want to set me up to be killed,
Muybridge wondered. What could that gain you? Who am I to you
after all?
Lord Anthelm continued, "You'll give this more
thought then? If we don't speak before, tomorrow night? Here
again? You owe me that. You owe me that much, and more."
"The same drill?" said Muybridge, pushing himself
away from the table.
"We can eliminate the taxis if you like. I know that
gets on your nerves."
Muybridge had the impression of a life size balloon
that had been carelessly pricked by a child with a pin. The skin
of the man's face seemed to be wrinkling as they sat there. The
skin of an old balloon, an old man, they were one and the same
to the eye, Muybridge thought. A few years ago, Lord Anthelm
would have never allowed himself to be manipulated into such a
hopeless bargaining position. He would have had Muybridge killed
and been done with it. He was simply too old for this now, Lord
Anthelm. He'd passed the point of effectiveness. A reversal of
fortunes. The first sign of a man who suffers a reversal of
fortunes is the inability to know when it's time to get out.
Muybridge was not looking forward to the aging process himself.
Muybridge was reaching the stage of life where he needed to be
taking better care of his body.
Lord Anthelm continued, "Indulge me, my boy. A man
of my years has so few pleasures left. What's a little
inconvenience?" Lord Anthelm rose. Lord Anthelm
extended his hand. Muybridge refused it. Lord Anthelm said,
"Think about it, that's the least I deserve. I understand the
ways of the world. You'll have to do whatever you think is most
in your interests. I shouldn't have let our personal
relationship interfere with the business we have to conduct.
Whatever you decide, I won't take it to heart. We can speak in
the morning by phone. Here, let me walk you outside. This way,
it's much more expedient." Taking him by the elbow, Lord
Anthelm said, "The port-cochere, old boy. That's where
you're to meet your taxi. That's where you went wrong the last
time, you see."
He walked him through a passageway where silk
tapestries hung from the walls at intervals and one passed a
Regency mirror of carved wood inlaid with plates of pounded
silver that had been rubbed to a high, fine finish. His host
commented upon the mirror. It had come from some high court. The
door at the end of the hall opened onto a service lane. At the
end of the lane, to his left, Muybridge could see a blue canvas port-cochere beyond which his taxi would soon await him.
Lord Anthelm said something to the effect that the rain had
finally stopped, thank goodness, dreadful business all these
windy storms, which reminded Muybridge that he had forgotten his
trenchcoat and rain hat. "Isn't that always the way," said Lord
Anthelm. "I've done the same thing myself here, I don't know how
many times. Never you worry, dear boy. You go ahead. I'll get
your things. It's the least I can do."
Muybridge protested, but without great conviction.
He could have actually done without his Donnegal hat, he
supposed. His trenchcoat. It was sure to be wet to the touch,
still drenched from the rain. He'd have no need to put it on,
since the rain had stopped, and he seriously considered leaving
it right where it was. He could always pick it up tomorrow, or
have it sent to his place by courier if he decided not to come.
Both had more appeal than the thought of carrying it wet. He
hated soggy cloth, that feeling of being encumbered in that
peculiarly soggy way. Knowing him, he'd toss into the back seat
of the taxi then forget all about it when he was finally let
off, anyway.
He was relieved to be outside. Alone. He'd recently
given up cigarettes, and he longed for one at the moment. He
thought of dragging the smoke into the lining of his lungs with
devastating force. The very thought of it was salivary. Lord
Anthelm seemed to deflate before his eyes, he thought, pleading
his case in that desperate, teary tone. He was afraid the old
fool was about to kiss him on both cheeks. Had he heard
correctly? An offer to ring him up in the morning? Lord Anthelm
was slipping. It was an amusing image. Palms moist, listening
for a call that, of course, wasn't coming. Well let him sit
there and tremble in exasperation. A dash of humility might do
him some good. Give him a taste of what the rest of us go
through. The poor bastard was over the hill, wasn't he. The rain had ceased. He took a deep breath. The
air was nippy, even bracing, one might say. The dining room, he
now realized, had been unbearably stuffy. In fact, that's the
last thought he had, those very words, unbearably stuffy.
Before he realized what was happening, Lord Anthelm
had come upon him from the rear. He'd slit his throat from ear
to ear with a pearlhandled razor, an Edwardian affair said to
have belonged to the Duke of Windsor, a gift from the late
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